There’s something knowingly sexy about a nice set of undies. Admit it – that tiny lacy thong which slides between your bum cheeks isn’t exactly the comfiest of things, but you keep it at the back of your drawer because when you finally succumb to it, it makes you feel sexy. You catch yourself staring at the pert bottom you’ve spent all those months defining in the gym as that little inch of frill firmly tucks its way into your derriere.
I hope you feel suitably humoured.
Watch this space.