Do you have any quirky habits, or strange practices that you wouldn’t want other people seeing? A
certain behaviour which you don’t feel comfortable sharing with anyone
else because you’re scared they might start defining you through it or
making partial judgements?
Now all this might sound a bit dramatic and childish. I mean, when was the last time you caught sight of a clown in the corner of your room? Or a giant possum hanging over your bed? I know we’ve all been watching way too much Doctor Who recently so I hate to burst your bubble: Daleks do not exist. Although I once endured a restless night, unaided by the fluttering of something in my hair. I
turned the light on, and lo and behold, I found a giant black beetle
jumping in and out of my pillow case, sprinting across the bedstead and
crawling down the back of the mattress. Forgive me for sounding crass, but I hope the nasty ‘bugger’ (#wordplay) suffocated. I mean…there’s a time and a place for jumping into bed with someone.
Watch this space.
Montana
*sounds
lush I know, but I commandeered the guest room when my parents had baby
number 4, so while the room is spacious and has plenty of perks, the
décor is better left unspoken for.
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