Now I know what you’re thinking. Why has a 20 year old student just
bought a boat!? Precisely what I was thinking. Well, you’ll be happy
to know that I haven’t just bought a boat. I was just trying to grab
your attention. I say “your” attention, assuming my readers stretch
past my stuffed animals who have promised to read my blog religiously,
every day. Big shout out to you anyway! You may be filled with
feathers and stuffing, but I love you all most dearly.
So, now to the important stuff! After much deliberation, I’ve
decided it’s time to get my act together and choose a career path. Time
is of the essence which means I must choose swiftly. After calculating
my strengths and weaknesses I have come to the conclusion that I would
excel in a job involving food-tasting(testing?). The downside of course
is the possibility of becoming morbidly obese, whilst entertaining the
high possibility of diabetes and high cholesterol levels, with physical
symptoms described most factually as “triple chin syndrome”, “cankles”
and “rolls and rolls and rolls of lard”. Whilst the list I have just
mentioned might seem rather severe to some, the pleasure linked to
eating has been scientifically proven to decrease stress levels, improve
love-life and, most poetically, feed not only the belly, but also the
soul. As the old saying goes: excess is best! ;)
Watch this space.
Montana
P.S. Oh, I do love me a bit of late-night sarcasm.
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